Thank God These Pop-Tart Flavors Don't Exist

Pop-Tarts were the breakfast food of choice for many of us until we grew into adults. Even now, some of us cannot stand against the temptation of enriched flour and corn syrup. Popular flavors are brown sugar cinnamon, s'mores, red velvet, and of course the classic: strawberry. We remember these treats fondly, but we're glad the monstrosities below don't exist. 

  1. 1. Orange Juice and Tooth Paste

    The taste of breakfast in a rush before running to catch the bus. It's disgusting.

  2. 2. Water

    These could possibly refreshing? It would probably help with the lack of water people drink these days.

  3. 3. Caesar Salad

    Maybe it could work if the crust were cruton? 

  4. 4. Crocs

    These would probably be a hit with Regent students.

  5. 5. Monster

    These could be great for midterms and finals week. 

  6. 6. Elmer's Glue

    The true taste of childhood.

  7. 7. Honeycomb

    This brings to mind the disgust of watching people eat whole honeycomb. 

  8. 8. Asphalt

    Sometimes you have to eat ground, they say. 

  9. 9. Chlorine

    There probably is a Pop-Tart bath bomb out there.

  10. 10. Germ-X

    These would help cleanse the palette and end the suffering after trying any of these other flavors.