This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Regent chapter.

You and your entire friend group, straight off the presses at Overheard At Regent:

1. The “I Use Humor As a Coping Mechanism” Friend

“Hello world, you suck. Nice to meet ‘cha.”

2. The Self-Deprecating Friend

“If you get dumped, I’ll be there for you.”

“How bold of you to assume I will get into a relationship to be dumped from.”

3. The Classic Thirsty Friend

*Discussing a hot guy on campus*

“That was some glorious workmanship by our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”

4. The “I Use Vines in Every Situation Possible” Friend:

“I have the power of God and anime on my side!”

5. The Biblical Studies Major:

(In an Italian accent):

“That’s a spicy heresy!”

6. The Homeschooler:

(Intro to Drawing Class):

“Not on my Christian University. There’ll be no ’50 Shades of Grey’ here.”

7. The Petty One:

“In Jesus’ name, drop dead on the floor!”

8. The “I Have To Stay An Extra Semester” Friend:

“When I kill myself next semester, lay my body on the steps of academic advising.”

9. The “I Have No Filter” Friend:

“Well, sharing gets you AIDS, so…”

10. The Dramatic One:

Person 1: “Hey is (roommate) awake?” Person 2: “I don’t think so.” Person 1: *walks over to door and starts pawing at the door* *silence* Person 1: *sings* “Do you want to build a snowman….”

Image Credit: Cover, 1, 2, 3.

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