Every Queen’s student knows that finding a seat at Stauff during exams is harder than getting an A on whatever exam you’re studying for.
Here are 20 of my most pressing questions:
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Why does the capacity tracker lie to me?
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Will people think I’m lazy if I take the elevator to the second floor?
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Can I study in an armchair?
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How many of the booked study rooms are empty right now?
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Does anyone actually want to study in the basement?
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When were these bathrooms last cleaned?
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Are people trying to find seats mad that I’m on Facebook right now?
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What is the minimum number of random objects I have to leave on my desk in order to save it while I go to Starbucks?
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What’s the cheapest and least obnoxiously loud food I can get at the ARC to bring back?
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Is it weird to message random friends who are also here (thanks Snapmaps) and ask to leave my laptop with them while I go to get food?
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Is anyone actually going to steal my laptop?
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Will Dr. Woolf be coming back with cookies?
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Am I typing too loudly?
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If a bomb went off outside would I notice?
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When’s the latest I can drink coffee but still fall asleep before 2 am?
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How do you politely tell somebody to shut up?
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Is studying for two hours enough?
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Does anyone care that the circulation desk is closing in 15 minutes?
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Should I read a book?
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Is it obvious that I’m crying right now?