42 Thoughts on This Week's Episode of the Bachelor

HER CAMPUS READERS, don’t judge me. I am officially a new time Bachelor fan (Why do I feel like I need to justify myself every time I say that?). I am frick fracking hooked. Like for real, it’s consumed my life people. Like honestly, help me. ANYWAY, as my fellow bachelor fans already know, episode six just came out. HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS: 

 

SPOILERS AHEAD: 

 

  1. This tif between Onyeka and Nicole is really odd. It’s pretty clear though that they’re both going home though, poor girlies. 
  2. OKAY, Onyeka could have totally owned up to her mistake of misinterpreting Elises comment about Nicole. Yeesh. 
  3. I LOVE DEMI SO MUCH. LIKE SHES HONEST AND I CAN APPRECIATE THAT.
  4. I like Chris Harrion, but why is he even there lol???
  5. Also, dang that’s a lot of dresses to pack for all these rose ceremonies. 
  6. KATIE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO IS TAYSHA.
  7. Also, the girls literally have the same response to being asked if they’ll accept the rose.
  8. LITERALLY Colton is the same with all the girls and it ticks me off
  9. What’s on Kirpa’s chin and why doesn’t she get any screen time???
  10. Nicole cries a lot and Onyeka is insanely aggressive when she knows she’s not gonna win. 
  11. PLUS, HOW CAN THEY BE SURPRISED. LIKE COME ON, PEOPLE CAN SENSE A LACK OF CHEMISTRY.
  12. LOL CHRIS HARRISON COMES OUT TO SAY THERES A FINAL ROSE BUT ITS ALREADY PRETTY CLEAR. 
  13. Nicole really is a crier (hehe like me)
  14. It’d be so awkward to leave after the ceremony. 
  15. Wow, Onyeka really doesn’t like Nicole. 
  16. Aw, at least Colton said something nice about Nicole’s brother. That was a pretty personal goodbye.
  17. I do like Nicole’s red dress though.
  18. These previews are so dramatic lol.
  19. COLTON STOP VLOGGING. YOU LITERALLY HAVE A CAMERA CREW AROUND YOU WHATS THE DEAL.
  20. None of these girls can bum it. They have to look pretty basically 24/7!!!!!
  21. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SHOUTING GOOD MORNING OFF A BALCONY?
  22. Lets be real, Katie can do better than Colton.
  23. The reactions to the date cards are so weird. 
  24. Dang, Colton's lusting his head off with Hannah G.
  25. WHY ARE COLTON AND HANNAH G. KISSING WITH MASKS ON. THOSE POOR WORKERS. 
  26. “I WOULD DEFINITELY EAT THAT SUSHI ROLL”  EWWW???
  27. Lol, Caelynn really called Hannah G. out for relying too much on her looks. THE IRONY. HONEY, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT YOUR WHOLE THING IS THAT YOU’RE A PAGEANT QUEEN.
  28. Also, I’m not quite seeing the depth in Hannah G, but I guess she’s chill.
  29. HANNAH B. KEEPS DOING THE ROAR. 
  30. HANNAH B. WAS KILLING THAT STICK WAVING BIT.
  31. Also, Katie knows how to fight and I acknowledge that. 
  32. Sydney honestly has a very valid reason for leaving and I commend her for being honest.
  33. I really feel like they never give Kirpa screen time even with the one on one?????
  34. DANG DEMI IS JUST GOING FOR IT. 
  35. Oof, Colton made way too long of a pause after Demi just said she’s in love with him.
  36. I actually feel bad for Demi. That’s the definition of being blindsided.
  37. These women handle rejection with relative grace.
  38. I would not want to hug anyone after they just freaking just threw my love back in my face. Props to Demi. 
  39. HM, Sydney and Demi both said something about a safe choice…
  40. ALSO, I actually like Demi and Hannah B’s relationship! So sweet!
  41. Hannah B was crying for Demi:(.
  42. I’m sorry, but HOW COULD COLTON PICK HEATHER OVER KATIE?

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!! Maybe we can finally see Colton hop the fence though…UNTIL NEXT TIME!