Summer Break As Told By Jersey Shore

Class is officially out for the summer and we now have three months to swim at the beach, hang out with friends and catch up on as much Netflix as possible. With that in mind, here is your summer break as told by the cast of Jersey Shore:

 

When someone changes your pool playlist in the middle of your favorite song

What, are you too good for DJ Khaled?

 

When you were good and put on sunscreen but you still burn

What even is the point?

 

When your weather app finally says 80 and sunny instead of 50 and rainy

It’s about time.

 

When you’re in line for a roller coaster and people are too busy talking to notice the line moved up

I will literally stand right behind you until you move.

 

When you watch an entire series on Netflix in one week

It’s not my fault that this show is so good and that I also have nothing else to do with my time.

 

When you get asked to do a simple household chore

“Why do I have to wash the dishes if we have a dishwasher? It’s in the name.”

 

When there’s about to be a light thunderstorm and you completely overreact

“The sky is really dark, you guys.”

 

When someone is telling you all about their paid summer internship

Congrats.

 

And then when they start asking about school and relationships and your career

Bye.

 

When bae takes you on cute dates now that it’s finally nice outside

There’s a piña colada out there with your name on it.

 

When you remember you have three months to do whatever you want

Thank you, summertime.

 

Happy summer break, collegiettes!

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