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22 Thoughts You Have While Stalking Your Crush On Social Media

Her Campus Placeholder Avatar Samantha Grillo
Her Campus Placeholder Avatar Briana Duffy
Her Campus Placeholder Avatar Rachael David
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at PSU chapter.

I get by with a little help from my friends (aka Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat and possibly even LinkedIn on a good day).

 

1. Who’s this b*tch?

2. Oh, it’s his friend?

3. Still don’t trust it

4. Why did he retweet this?

5. He’s totally subtweeting me even though I don’t have a Twitter and am using my friend’s phone right now

6. Oh my god, he has a dog

7. Who’s this b*tch?

8. His house is so cute. I can’t wait to see it in person over the holidays!

9. Nanny and I are going to get along so well

10. Wait, I’ve never seen him wear glasses. Is that why he hasn’t noticed me yet?!

11. Am I alone because of poor vision?! Is that why he doesn’t love me?!

12. Nah, that’s definitely not it

13. Okay, we’re into the high school years now

14. Still not over Zac Efron missing the reunion. I thought we were all in this together, Troy

15. Sh*t, I almost liked something. Stop zoning out

16. Oh, he played baseball? Work them pants, boy

17. Home run, am I right ladies?

18. Who’s this? Oh, it’s his ex-girlfriend? What up, Katie

19. *One minute later* Never mind, you’re boring. Back to bae.

20. This is no help. Moving to Snapchat

21. Let’s see his story…

22. Who’s this b*tch?

 

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Samantha Grillo graduated from Penn State University with a bachelor's degree in broadcast journalism. She loves creative writing, pop culture and Penn State, all of which led her to joining the Her Campus Penn State team at the beginning of her freshman year as a contributing writer. In her free time, Samantha enjoys reading, watching her favorite TV shows, and catching up on the latest movies. 
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Rachael David is currently a senior at Penn State University and serves as the Campus Correspondent for Her Campus Penn State. She is majoring in public relations and minoring in psychology. Her love of creative writing and all things Penn State is what inspired her to become a member of the HC team in the fall of 2013. Her background experience includes working for the Undergraduate Admissions Office at Penn State as a social media intern in the spring of 2014 and is currently working as a social media intern for an internet marketing company in Harrisburg called WebpageFX. This past summer she also served as a PR intern for Tierney Communications. Rachael enjoys anything media related especially catching up on her favorite shows, including Saturday Night Live and any show on Food Network. She has a passion for food but also loves being active and spending her free time running or hiking. She hopes to gain more experience in all aspects of the media industry during college and plans on pursuing a career writing for a life & style publication in the future.