Being a girl is the best!! Except for when, well, ALL THE TIME. Here is a list of 100 problems that we all suffer from…
1. Smudging your freshly painted nails
2. Finding hair everywhere
3. Wearing impossibly high heels because they look awesome
4. Falling while wearing the impossibly high heels
5. Getting a run in your tights
6. Breaking your last hair elastic while you’re no where near a backup
7. Where is your second sock?
8. Waking up and realizing you need to wash your hair again because you didn’t rinse out that last bit of conditioner
9. Shaving
10.Way too much laundry
11.Having nothing to wear
12.Split ends
13.Picking those split ends
14.The pressure to have Kim Kardashian’s ass which is physically impossible and actually dangerous
15.Bras
16.Getting hit on at bars
17.Going out with the intention of getting hit on and then not getting hit on at bars
18.“Being a bad driver”
19.Thongs
20.Applying mascara then sneezing
21.Makeup in general
22.Taking birth control nightly so there’s no mini-you’s running around
23.Have I said shaving yet
24.Periods
25.Tampons
26.Doing your eyebrows
27.Losing bobbypins
28.Frizzy hair
29.Doing your hair then walking outside to find out it’s raining
30.Cat calling
31.Why do we have to be so tan
32.“My eyes are up here”
33.Having no boobs
34.Honestly why can’t we be as hairy as boys
35.Oh so we are sluts but guys get praised for their actions
36.You can’t just grab my butt
37.Group messages
38.We can be athletic too you know
39.We don’t have to have sex with you
40.Eyebrows again
41.Sometimes I’m bitchy that doesn’t mean I’m on my period
42.Putting on real jeans
43.Drama
44.Making less money than males do
45.Trimming your nails
46.Constant paranoia of your period
47.Cramps
48.Trying to be a sexy dancer at the bar
49.It’s been 4 days you need to shave your armpits
50.Losing underwear in your laundry
51.Doing laundry in a co-ed facility and timing your machines just right so no one touches your underwear
52.Being broke
53.Being called basic
54.Having to constantly buy new clothes
55.We can be nice without flirting with you
56.Hairspray is so sticky but so necessary
57.Posting a photo on Instagram and getting no likes
58.Experimenting with weird beauty products
59.Failing at experimenting with weird beauty products
60.Trying to create a good smokey eye shadow and ending up with two black eyes
61.Feeling inspired to go to the gym but eating a calzone instead
62.Still finding hair in random places
63.Secretly interested in boy bands and Taylor Swift but covering it up
64.Wishing your hair was naturally straight when it’s curly
65.Wishing your hair was naturally curly when it’s straight
66.Losing your earring backs
67.Painting your toe nails then walking on a rug
68.Having to fart in public but holding it in until it’s physically impossible
69.Getting a pimple before a date
70.Finding a date
71.Straightening your hair then wishing you curled it
72.Resting bitch face
73.Feeling immediately judged around unknown girls
74.Biting your nails
75.Unable to get pedicure so your feet are just awful
76.Forgetting to shave your legs if you do get pedicures
77.Being called dumb or a ditz
78.Getting your hair caught in your sunglasses
79.Bleaching your peach fuzz
80.Having to pee while wearing a romper
81.Wishing you were Beyonce
82.Wearing a skirt on a windy day
83.Pants that aren’t long enough or pants that are too long
84.Wanting cool colored hair but not wanting to actually dye your hair
85.The struggle of not wanting to text that guy first
86.Trying to take a decent selfie
87.Asking for a trim and leaving the salon like Britney Spears circa 2007
88.Buying a cute bra but never getting a chance to wear it because it’s probably covered in lace and it’s bumpy through shirts
89.Applying eyeliner
90.Trying to flirt
91.Singing a song so loudly then not knowing what the lyrics are but you can’t stop singing because everyone will know you stopped… because you’re literally screaming the song
92.Getting really sad for like 4 minutes for no reason
93.Trying to rock high waisted shorts but feeling like you’re in a diaper
94.Thinking of a good Instagram caption
95.“Ugh I shaved for nothing”
96.Finding out your crush likes you and then you’re suddenly uninterested
97.Why are the lines for the bathroom so long on the girl’s side only
98.Beards are great until you make-out
99.DON’T TELL ME TO RELAX
100. Wanting to take a picture with your girlfriend but you both have the same ‘good side’