We’ve all been there, even Spongebob. Not every hook up goes as planned and we don’t always know how to react, but thanks to seventeen years of airtime, we can imagine what Spongebob would do in every sexual encounter. I’d like to think we’re all better for that.
When they don’t tell you “when” during head:
When you weren’t really that ready to get into it:
When they pull your hair too hard, but you don’t want to ruin the vibe:
When a new guy asks what positions you’ve tried before:
When he outs you for trying to be a subtle spitter:
When you inevitably queef during a new hook up:
When you catch feelings for your FWB and they cut you off for good:
When you’re having a SUPER dry spell but you’re still trying:
When they’re contributing nothing to the experience so you’re basically on your own (#ghostriding):
When it’s not just good, it’s REALLY good:
When you’re on tinder and someone asks to meet up:
(~N is for anywhere, anytime at all~)
When you’re trying to give a sensual massage but have no idea what you’re doing:
When they won’t reciprocate oral:
When they ask to put it in the back:
When someone tries to ask for details about your current partner(s):
When their kinks are way more intense than you thought they’d be:
Finally, when they won’t go home the next morning:
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