Doing “the deed” with a new person can be exciting, but at times it can also be straight up mystifying. Not a lot of conversation goes on other than perhaps a provoking remark here and there. It’s not uncommon to wonder what the nitty-gritty truth is that occupies a guy’s thoughts during this very bona fide event. With the help of some cooperative Pitt gentlemen, here are some “in the moment” thoughts put into sequence.
1. “Oh my gosh I’m really about to do this. What if she thinks it’s a mistake?”
2. “Boobs.”
3. “Am I even doing this right?”
4. “I’m gonna blow it. Think of my history teacher with the leathery skin.”
5. “Should I say something meaningful? No that could really backfire… I should just be quiet.”
6. “Wow, my sweat is super unattractive.”
7. “Does she think I’m small?”
8. “Boobs.”
9. “Oh God. Where will it go?”
10. “Fourteen-year-old me would be so proud.”