The following three gentlemen you are about to get to know are a few of the finest here on Pitt’s campus, and it just so happens they are roommates! Ladies- be on the lookout for these cuties around Oakland if you want to be swept off your feet. Who said chivalry was dead?
Name: Ari Fish
Year: Junior
Major: Psychology
Name: Craig Shelley
Year: Junior
Major: Finance
Name: Brett Murphy
Year: Junior
Major: Political Science
HC: What made you want to come to Pitt?
Craig: I wanted to go to a big sports school and I think the campus is beautiful.
Brett: I wanted to go to a big city school and I wanted to stay close to my family. I thought the Cathedral was cool. It drew me in. Also, the weather was nice when I visited.
Ari: I’m from Philly so I wanted to get away from home but not too far.
HC: What’s your favorite movie?
Craig: Happy Feet. Enough said.
Brett: Drive–People often draw a comparison between me and Ryan Gosling.
Ari: Forrest Gump. People often draw a comparison between me and Forrest Gump.
HC: How would you describe your ideal girl?
Craig: Good personality, funny, cute, laid-back
Ari: Shorter than me, smells good, funny, I appreciate nice assets, and I like a girl in glasses.
Brett: I don’t care how tall she is because I’m not self-conscious about my height. I like a good sense of humor, and she should be smart. Also, she should be pretty during the day as well as night.
HC: On the contrary, what turns you off about a girl?
Craig: High maintenance. I’m from Long Island so I experience a lot of that.
Ari: If she wears too much makeup. Chapped lips also turn me off. I also don’t like when girls gossip a lot or are selfish and dishonest.
Brett: I hate when girls don’t like me. Such a turn off. I also get turned off when girls aren’t friendly to strangers or waiters at a restaurant.
HC: How would you describe your ideal date?
Brett: I think Shadyside is romantic. I would like to be inside so my allergies don’t start acting up. I also would prefer that she contribute to the conversation.
Ari: I would like to go somewhere outside. I also hate small talk, so I’d prefer to skip that and get straight to the point.
Craig: I would wine and dine the lady and get to know her first.
HC: “What is your favorite pickup line to use?”
Craig: Oh pickup lines? I know so many. For instance…I forget the alphabet but aren’t U and I together?
Ari: Hi, I’m Ari.
Brett: Well this time of year it’s really easy, I’m usually just like, “Hocus Pocus, right?”
HC: If you could date any celebrity, who would you pick and why?
Craig: Oh there’s so many I would date. First, I would date Shakira because her hips don’t lie and she’s my dream woman, I don’t know anything about her though. Then I would date Beyonce.
Brett: Jessica Biel. She’s nice, funny, and laughs at all my jokes. When we go to dinner she always offers to pay even though I always do, it’s really cute.
Ari: Evangeline Lilly. AKA Kate from the TV series Lost. She has crazy eyes. She tries to play hard to get and has a great smile and cute dimples.