I’m not going to lie, I have a fair share of pumpkin spice products that I eat and use. These include cereal, yogurts, candles, a PSL every now and then, and basically any item that’s not “unusual”. Overall, I’d consider myself a pretty big fan of pumpkin spice things, but sometimes this pumpkin spice thing goes too far, even for me.
1. Pumpkin Spice Hummus
This honestly doesn’t even sound appealing. What would you dip in it? Carrots just seem wrong with pumpkin spice.
2. Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage
………there are no words.
3. Pumpkin. Spice. Salmon.
WHY. Salmon is delicious on its own, barely needing fancy spices. Adding pumpkin spice is just wrong.
4. Pumpkin Spice Sparkling Water
Sparking water is disgusting on its own so adding pumpkin spice to it just makes it an abomination.
5. FISH BAIT?
I honestly can’t even believe this one. Is this even really pumpkin spice flavored since it’s actually rubber? If so, do fish even enjoy the taste of pumpkin spice? Why waste pumpkin spice seasoning on FISH BAIT anyway?
6. Kale Chips
I mean…..are regular kale chips even good? Adding pumpkin spice to them just makes them inedible at this point.
7. Pumpkin Spiced Goat Cheese???
No. No. No. Cheese is a beautiful creation and deserves more than this.
8. Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
I just…..how can pumpkin seeds be pumpkin spiced. THEY’RE ALREADY PUMPKIN.
Gourd help us. These crazy pumpkin spiced products need to stop because they’re giving good products a bad rep.
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