Well, it’s only week two of classes here at Pitt but you better believe that procrastinators everywhere are in their full form. You’ll catch them watching Netflix in the Union and spending hours in Hillman talking with friends. But the thing is, all procrastinators know they are procrastinators. They won’t deny it because they know they can’t do anything to change it. Every assignment, every project, every essay – us procrastinators know exactly how we will get it done: at the very last minute. Here are seven thoughts every procrastinator has during that very last minute.
1. “It’s okay, I work better under pressure.”
2. “I really should have started this earlier.”
3. “I don’t need sleep.”
4. “I don’t even care what grade I get on this, I just need it to be done.”
5. “I can’t focus when I’m tired…let me take a little nap real quick.”
6. “I can watch tv and do homework at the same time.”
7. “Ehh, I’ll just do this later.”