The Patriots have gone to the Superbowl seven times in my lifetime. Now they have won the Superbowl five times since 2000. Quite frankly, I hate the Patriots and I’m about done with them. Thus, I compiled a list of 17 things that are way better than the Patriots winning the Super Bowl.
1. When your ice cream falls out of the cone
2. The Electoral College
3. Food poisoning
4. 8am classes
5. Getting a hangnail
6. Your Timehop from the middle school years
7. Crocs
8. The 4th season of Arrested Development
9. Drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth
10. Accidentally liking someone’s photo from 96 weeks ago
11. Your current bank account balance
12. Donald Trump’s twitter (actually this might be a stretch)
13. Failing an exam that you studied really hard for
14. Having to wait for the next season of Stranger Things
15. Tripping in front of a ton of people
16. Cracking your phone screen
17. Your mother’s Facebook presence