364 days out of the year, people have an excuse to throw around judgments about those who choose to dress in the strangest or skimpiest clothes possible, clothes that tend to raise more than just an eyebrow from others.
However, October 31st has given all of us girls one free pass to get away with looking as provocative and tasteless as possible. And believe me, this is taken full advantage of on college campuses nationwide. From the cliché kitty cat costume to the naughty schoolgirl, Halloween has slowly turned into Christmas for college guys everywhere.
But, not everyone is going out on Halloween with the intention of being the biggest tease at the party. For these select few, I have put together a list of the perfect costumes for those of us who are not trying to have any company after the night’s activities have come to an end, unless of course, you attract someone whose into these lovely getups. In that case, more power to you.
Top Ten Ugliest Costumes:
Bacon – Even if the costume was form fitting, there probably aren’t many guys that aspire to hook up with a piece of pig meat.
Flying Squirrel – This flying squirrel will not be getting any nuts this Halloween.
Rubber Duck Rider – No one wants to ride a rubber duck rider.
Cheeseburger – There’s just something about wearing a cheeseburger that isn’t sexy.
Ugly Betty – The name says it all.
Big Bird – Even some sexy stilettos won’t make anyone want to sleep with a Muppet.
Bowling Ball – There’s no doubt you will strike out big time with this costume.
M&M – This costume couldn’t be more opposite of an hourglass figure.
Spongebob Squarepants – Spongebob never was and never will be a sex icon.
Nun – The chastity belt will be sure to repel any prospective dates.
Note: This article is meant to poke fun at these humourous costumes. It does not imply that people who don’t wear sexy costumes can’t get laid. We firmly stand by the motto: You wear the outfit, don’t let the outfit wear you.
Sources:
http://www.squidoo.com/ugly-halloween-costumes#module157152483
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/16/how-not-to-wear-sexy-hallowee…
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/18-more-costumes-that-wont-even-get-a-la…
http://www.buycostumes.com/M-Ms-Green-Deluxe-Adult-Costume/61729/Product…