I have devised a ranking system to give each of the official Disney princes a score out of 100, which will help determine which is the best. While this is completely subjective to my preferences, I think it is a fair way to assess these fictional men. Disney considers ten characters to be their official princes, so for ease, I will be following that list. Without further ado here is my opinion that no one asked for!
Prince Florian: 26/100
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Hair: 6/10 it’s nothing special but I appreciate the bit of fluff in the front
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Outfit: 7/10 an aspect of his outfit is used on almost every prince to follow
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Overall Looks: 6/10 he’s a typical brown haired, white boy
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Song: 4/10 One Song is a continuation of Snow White’s opening song, as he watches her from afar
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Heroism: 1/10 he brings Snow White out of her sleep with a kiss, but he was not trying to be a hero
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Personality: 0/10 his name is not even said in the movie, so we know nothing about him
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Sidekick: 2/10 he has a horse, but we do not know of their relationship
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What are their intentions? 0/10 his intentions are very questionable; he stalks a girl from afar and kisses what he assumes to be her corpse
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How did they meet their princess? 0/10 stalking and necrophilia
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Would I trust them with my drink? 0/10 he does not show any characteristic of being able to protect my drink
Prince Charming: 33/100
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Hair: 5/10 simple, can’t complain about it
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Outfit: 6/10 something about the red pants bothers me, but I love the gold shoulder pads
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Overall Looks: 6/10 again, he’s a typical brown haired, white boy
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Song: 0/10 he doesn’t sing
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Heroism: 2/10 I think it was implied he was a soldier
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Personality: 2/10 we don’t get much, but he can dance!
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Sidekick: 0/10 no sidekick, he has employees
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What are their intentions? 3/10 following his father’s desires for him to marry
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How did they meet their princess? 6/10 at the royal ball, he lost points because he couldn’t remember her face after dancing all night
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Would I trust them with my drink? 3/10 maybe, he seems a bit aloof and like he does everything he is told
Prince Philip: 57/100
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Hair: 6/10 he has Prince Florian’s hair but blonde
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Outfit: 5/10 I love the cape and puffy shoulder, but the tight pants are not it
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Overall Looks: 7/10 there’s just something a bit special about him
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Song: 5/10 Once Upon a Dream is the quintessential love song but not his own
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Heroism: 9/10 he fights a magical dragon for the girl he loves!
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Personality: 4/10 he’s loyal and brave, but we do not know much
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Sidekick: 3/10 he has a horse that he seems to care about, but it might be out of necessity
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What are their intentions? 5/10 fulfilling his destiny laid out by his father
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How did they meet their princess? 6/10 in a forest, singing and dancing with forest animals
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Would I trust them with my drink? 7/10 I think for the most part he can be trusted
Prince Eric: 86/100
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Hair: 9/10 his hair in the wind off of the sea, enough to fall in love
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Outfit: 8/10 could have been leaning a bit more towards captain of the ship rather than poise prince
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Overall Looks: 9/10 he has very kind eyes and a welcoming smile, but I hold back from a perfect score
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Song: 7/10 he doesn’t sing but he can play an instrument!
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Heroism: 10/10 he fought a witch octopus, underwater, with a boat!
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Personality: 9/10 his only downside is that he fell victim to human Ursula
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Sidekick: 10/10 he has a fluffy dog he is willing to die for!
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What are their intentions? 9/10 he just wants to find love
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How did they meet their princess? 6/10 she saves him, and he’s immediately obsessed, but he struggles to recognize her
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Would I trust them with my drink? 9/10 absolutely, however he could fall victim to witch magic again
Prince Adam: 40/100
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Hair: 6/10 it’s nice, but there’s a lot of more of it than I’d prefer
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Outfit: 5/10 it’s nice for Victorian France
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Overall Looks: 4/10 all I see is the Beast when he’s human
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Song: 3/10 he only sings for a bit in Something More
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Heroism: 5/10 although he does not initially want to, he defeats Gaston
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Personality: 6/10 he has growth, but the anger is still there
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Sidekick: 4/10 he cares for those he lives with, but in the end he’s their master
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What are their intentions? 5/10 he at first only wants to be human again but does come to love Belle.
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How did they meet their princess? 0/10 he holds her hostage
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Would I trust them with my drink? 2/10 only as a last resort
Aladdin: 69/100
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Hair: 8/10 he has the perfect flow, but we lose it when he’s fully done up as Prince Ali
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Outfit: 5/10 I enjoy the purple aspects, but it is not my favorite
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Overall Looks:7/10 he’s the first bit of flavor we’ve gotten from Disney
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Song: 10/10 Aladdin is the protagonist of his movie and has multiple fun songs to sing along to
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Heroism: 6/10 he takes on Jafar but not without the help of others and his own selfish reasonings
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Personality: 5/10 Aladdin has materialistic tendencies, but positive qualities underneath
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Sidekick: 10/10 we have Abu, Genie, and the magic carpet!
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What are their intentions? 5/10 again he selfishly desires riches and fame
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How did they meet their princess? 7/10 he saved her from the angry street merchant, but they did steal from the guy
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Would I trust them with my drink? 6/10 I would, except he may get distracted by his own desires
John Smith: 56/100
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Hair: 8/10 I am quite the fan of his shoulder length blonde locks
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Outfit: 5/10 it’s nothing exciting, but not awful
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Overall Looks: 8/10 for a man who spends all of his time on a ship or in distant lands, during colonial years, he is very attractive
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Song: 7/10 If I Never Knew You is one of the best Disney songs ever, but it wasn’t included in the final cut of the movie
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Heroism: 8/10 he went against his men for love and a growing respect for the natives
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Personality: 7/10 he loses points for imperialism
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Sidekick: 0/10 doesn’t have any but his weaponry
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What are their intentions? 5/10 we see a nice character development from intending to conquer land to falling in love
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How did they meet their princess? 4/10 he initially tried to kill her, wins points for being followed by Colors of the Wind
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Would I trust them with my drink? 4/10 probably not, but would if I had to
Li Shang: 60/100
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Hair: 6/10 we get a man bun!
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Outfit: 6/10 I love the red cape but wish the rest of it had a bit of color
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Overall Looks: 7/10 he’s a fit soldier, can’t go wrong
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Song: 8/10 I’ll Make a man Out of You is my favorite song in the film, however it’s a bit sexist
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Heroism: 7/10 he fought the Huns, did not receive full points because Mulan deserves the full credit
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Personality: 5/10 he is very loyal but has angry and sexist undertones
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Sidekick: 0/10 he doesn’t have a sidekick
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What are their intentions? 6/10 to save China, but also gain personal glory
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How did they meet their princess? 6/10 they met training for battle, lost points for treating her poorly upon discovering her womanhood
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Would I trust them with my drink? 9/10 he would likely protect it at all costs
Prince Naveen: 54/100
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Hair: 9/10 his curls are mesmerizing
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Outfit: 8/10 I am a huge fan of the green, but it’s very similar to past princes
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Overall Looks: 8/10 his attractiveness is undeniable
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Song: 7/10 many of the points come from playing the ukulele
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Heroism: 5/10 I consider Tiana to be far more heroic
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Personality: 5/10 he has bratty tendencies
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Sidekick: 0/10 no sidekick
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What are their intentions? 5/10 his initial intention is based on selfish reasons
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How did they meet their princess? 5/10 they met when he turned her into a frog
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Would I trust them with my drink? 2/10 probably not\
Eugene Fitzherbert: 74/100
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Hair: 10/10 I personal believe he has the perfect prince hair
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Outfit: 8/10 his outfit is the middle ground of Prince Eric and John Smith
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Overall Looks: 9/10 I’m not entirely sure why I am apprehensive to give him a perfect score
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Song: 10/10 we all fall in love during I See the Light, don’t deny it
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Heroism: 7/10 most of his actions were based on survival but he was willing to die to protect Rapunzel’s freedom
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Personality: 8/10 we see overall growth!
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Sidekick: 5/10 he does not have an actual sidekick but gains points for the comedic relationship with Maximus
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What are their intentions? 6/10 initially selfish he grows into a loyal and respectable character
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How did they meet their princess? 4/10 breaking and entering, but gains points for the smolder
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Would I trust them with my drink? 7/10 yes, but I worry he would get distracted
Bonus – Hercules: 73/100
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Hair: 7/10 not my favorite but the ginger suits him
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Outfit: 6/10 I feel like for a gladiator style it could have been better
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Overall Looks: 7/10 his strength is a huge factor in this
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Song: 10/10 as the protagonist he has many great singing moments
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Heroism: 9/10 a true hero but at times distracted by his intentions
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Personality: 8/10 loses points for selfishness
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Sidekick: 6/10 multiple great sidekicks but he does not always treat them with kindness
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What are their intentions? 7/10 all he wants is guidance in his fate but again can be selfish
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How did they meet their princess? 6/10 trying to save her, we see sexist undertones
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Would I trust them with my drink? 7/10 for the most part, I would
Based on my preferences in rating each prince, Prince Eric is the undeniable winner! Do you agree? Or should other princes have been ranked higher?