The Green Bean is a student hub for socializing, studying, and flirting with the cute baristas. With so many people watching, it’s important to know what your drink of choice says about you! Read on to find out.
Chai tea latte: You wear floaty scarves and quote Virginia Woolf. You probably wear fake glasses but insist they’re real.
Vanilla latte with skim milk and sugar-free syrup: You secretly (or not so secretly) truly believe that you are a princess.
Large black coffee, no room: You’re so stressed about your exams and papers and presentations and potential pop quizzes that you don’t even have time to analyze your personality.
Fruit smoothie: You’re at the Green Bean to hang out with friends and catch up on what happened over the weekend. You take up the best squishy chairs for hours. OMG, did you hear what happened at Brotel* last weekend? I know, I can’t believe it either.
Coffee toffee/blended anything: See fruit smoothie.
Steamer: You brought a very old stuffed animal and a blankie with you to school.
White chocolate mocha with whipped cream and chocolate sauce and chocolate chips: You insist that this is actually coffee. Milk chocolate probably gives you a caffeine headache.
Neuro Water: You want everybody to know what a massive hangover migraine you’re heroically suffering through.
Hot chocolate: You are five years old and will one day grow up to be a person that orders steamers.
Tea: You enjoy the comforts of oversized, loose-knit cable sweaters and leggings. You might stay at the Green Bean and read for a little, or you may go stroll through the Quad.
Son of a Veitch: You’re wearing head to toe Oxy gear, or maybe even a Tiger suit. You know all the words to Io Triumphe, and you are present for every student’s birthday fountain toss at midnight.
*Long live the memory of Brotel.
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Did I miss an obvious one? Did you discover something new about yourself? Did I get it totally wrong? Did I get it totally right? Comment below and let us know what you think!