You might feel like sh*t, but at least you’re allowed to act like one.
1. You can stay in bed. All day.
2. You can look gross and no-one cares.
3. You can eat what you want. Babybel, wrapped in ham, dipped in hummus…okay!
4. And feel no shame.
5. You can be a total b*tch with no repercussions. “Oh my god, I love your bracelet. Where d’you get it?”
6. You don’t have to get dressed if you don’t feel like it. Nakedness is always okay on a hangover.
7. Or wear the strangest combination of clothes you can find.
8. You’re allowed to drink before 12pm because hair of the dog is a tried and tested cure.
9. Wearing sunglasses inside or when raining is totes acceptable.
10. You can watch all the trashy TV that you want.
11. Impulse buying on eBay to make you feel better is completely appropriate. This might be the best potato ever.
12. Suddenly falling over, passing out or dribbling is standard.
13. And best of all, no one is allowed to judge you. Not this cat.
Not even Britney, b*tch.