You might not think you have that much in common with a three-year-old heir to a throne, but as a college student, it turns out we act a lot like Prince George when we’re nursing a hangover. Here’s the stages of a hangover – also known as your morning routine – as told by the first few years of Prince George’s life:
1. Struggle Bus: I feel so sick. I don’t know what’s worse, the headache, the stomachache or the shame.
2. Anger: Why isn’t there a cure for hangovers yet? It’s. Effing. 2016.
Does anywhere deliever pedialyte?
3. Investigation:Â It’s time to check your phone for evidence…Â Because I may or may not remember how I got home last night.
*Throws phone horrified* after you see that snapstory.
4. Gossip sesh:Â It’s time to exchange stories with your roomies.Â
Feeling #blessed you have such epic friends.
5. LOL: The memories are coming back, and turns out there were a lot of funny moments.
“OMG! You don’t remember that? It was soooo funny!”
6. Shit:Â *Insert embarrassing thing you did here*Â
“WHO WAS THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED?”
7. Shit x2: I can never show my face at Bullwinkles again.
*Wants to run away forever*Â
8. (Fake) Productivity: I’m going to try to get out of bed and start my day.Â
*Fails to balance*Â
9. Hunger:Â It’s time to get food.
10. Indecisiveness: Do I want Buckeye Donuts? McDonald’s breakfast? Panda Express?Â
The leftover pizza from last night might have to do.Â
11. Defeat:Â Forget it, I’m going back to bed…
12. Exhaustion: …Forever. Is it even possible to be this tired?
13. Nauseous: Hold up, I think I’m going to throw up.
14. Bargaining: Dear God, If you take my hangover away, I’ll never drink again. I PROMISE.
15. Bitterness:Â Roommate goes to the library to study:Â Good for you, rooomie!*
*Boo, you whore!
16. Denial: UGH. Why is this happening to ME? Â
It’s definitely not the six vodka cranberries from Ugly Tuna.
17. Acceptance: *7pm and you haven’t moved in hours* Goodbye, hangover! See you next weekend.Â