Hometown: Queens, NY
Major: Women and Gender Studies, and Media Studies
Year: Sophomore
Maria: What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Sophia: Putting on mascara
M: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
S: Cats
M: What part of a kid’s show completely scarred you?
S: That one episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
M: If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
S: Kidnapped dogs from a pet store
M: What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
S: Bert or Gertrude
M: Who would you really like to punch in the face?
S: Donald Trump
M: What are the top five things you would take with you in a zombie attack?
S: The third book of the Harry Potter series, my computer, my dog, Witch Hazel, and a nail file
M: What’s one thing that would be much better if you could change the color of it?
S: The Green Machine Juice from Naked
M: What historical figure would you like to have chat with?
S: Audre Lorde
M: What is your least favorite mode of transportation?
S: Walking
HCXO,
Maria