Name: Emma Muirhead
Hometown: Germantown, NY
Major: Communications
Year: Senior
Maria: What do you think your dog says to you when he barks?
Emma: Feed me.
M: If you could create any Broadway show, what would your story be?
E: Animals that could talk.
M: What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
E: We’re not supposed to talk bad about customers, but we do anyway.
M: What’s the best type of cheese?
E: Havarti
M: How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
E: 2,000 chickens.
M: If you could go back in time and have dinner with someone who would it be?
E: Martin Luther King, Jr.
M: If you woke up one morning and you were invisible, what would be the first thing you do?
E: Rub my butt on someone I hate.
M: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve smelled?
E: My armpit.
M: Toilet paper: over or under?
E: Under.
M: How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
E: Ew, its gross.
HCXO,
Maria