Name: Mark Jones
Hometown: North London
Degree: Medical Sciences, I think.
Campus Involvement: I volunteer in a primary school and for a mentoring charity. I do a bit of URN (Pirlos of Wisdom) and I’m a free scoring centre back for English Society at Grove Farm.
Dream Job: It’s becoming increasingly apparent that I might not make it as a professional footballer…
Personal Claim to Fame: Daniel Radcliffe once challenged me to a burping contest. He won. I still maintain it was a fix.
Fun Fact: I once wrote a scene of an EastEnders episode. I went to see it get filmed and got to fight off paparazzi with umbrellas.
Most Embarrassing Uni Moment: Turning up hungover for a placement at a GP, looking so ill that a doctor mistook me for his patient.
Signature Dish: Frankfurter spaghetti. Google it, it’ll change your life.
Where Can You Be Found on a Friday Night in Notts?: Bodega with George Thresh (don’t tell Sophia)