Blood, terror, and delightful high fashion. Here’s a low-down on the sartorial knowledge Scream Queens has blessed us with.
1. Make an entrance in matching suitsNothing says ‘we run this’ quite like a girl squad in pastel tweed suits. A nod to Chanel, even if you can’t afford Chanel. Matching fingerless gloves either way for full effect.
2. Quilt is cuteChanel Oberlin knows the power of a quilted two piece. Too innocent and far too classy to be a campus killer. Nevertheless, chuck on some slightly over-sized pearls to assert authority.
3. Permanent sleeping masks hide a multitude of sinsWho said these babies were just useful for blocking out that pesky street lamp light? Make them head gear all day. Pull them over your eyes and take that well deserved mid-lecture nap. Pull them back up to disguise grown-out roots. You don’t even have to wash your hair.
4. Same goes for earmuffsBet you haven’t worn these since you were seven, huh? Stop kidding yourself and go all Princess Leia on your head gear. Block out the haters. Protect your ears from crazy ex-boyfriends. Etc.
5. Denim bralets are still a thingKeke Palmer is telling you not to throw out the one you got in Topshop when you were sixteen. Let your denim bralet come with you as you venture into the grown up world. Don’t be cruel.
6. Don’t play tennis with people in 90s shell suit jacketsThey’ll cramp your Dean Munsch-esque monochromatic style and they might also be evil.
7. And when in court, wear feathers and shadesWhat else?
Image sources:
http://www.eonline.com/news/704639/secrets-from-the-scream-queens-set-ho…
https://www.tumblr.com/search/earmuffs%20gif
http://giphy.com/gifs/scream-queens-jamie-lee-curtis-dean-cathy-munsch-c…
http://theodysseyonline.com/syracuse/review-scream-queens/178034
https://www.tumblr.com/search/chanel%20oberlin%20gif
http://scream-queens.wikia.com/wiki/File:Keke-Palmer-Scream-Queens-Gif.gif