Mobile dating apps are becoming more and more popular by the day. The idea that you can find someone who has similar interests and desires without having to leave your house is certainly a novel one, hence Tinder’s huge appeal. I decided to see what other dating apps are out there and came across Blendr – poor man’s Tinder. Not only are its features basic and tempermental, but the men are also sub-standard. On Tinder, there are constantly new, inventive, sometimes repulsive but mostly entertaining chat-up lines employed every day – one cannot say the same for Blendr. In order to spice things up, my darling editor Sam suggested sending them song lyrics and that is just what I did…
1. Ella Henderson aka The Language of Love.
2. He understood once Will.i.am and Cody Wise broke it down for him.
3. Akon and Iggy, key ingredients for love.
4. Next time you make a mixtape for your significant other, be sure to crack some Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em on there.
5. Sigma always gets them weak at the knees.
6. 0-100 real quick. Then back to 0.
7. It wasn’t always very clear what this gentleman was trying to articulate.
8. He never did clap along.
9. Ms Azalea layin it down once more.
10. The smooth words of Swedish House Mafia work like a charm every time.
11. He’s onto me dammit.
12. Our sweet love affair was doomed from the start.
13. Taylor got you sussed out.
14. This gentleman was undeterred by the question that has never made sense.
15. I admire this man for not running for the hills.
16. Thank you, kind sir, for accepting me just the way I am.
17. Frankly, I don’t know what I would’ve done if the feeling wasn’t effective.
18. They say honesty is the best policy.