Everyone meet Chris and Ryan, two fun-loving upperclassmen and two of the most hilarious guys on campus! Check out their interview below.
Name:
Chris Schleckser
Ryan Lindquist
Year:
Chris: Junior
Ryan: Senior
Dorm (before living off campus):
Chris: Morrissey (Freshman year), Dillon (Sophomore year)
Ryan: Morrissey
Hometown:
Chris: Dallas, TX
Ryan: Buffalo, NY
Major:
Chris: Political Science
Ryan: Accounting
Relationship status:
Chris: In a relationship – the girl just has no idea
Ryan: Terrified of commitment
Campus activities:
Chris: Class
Ryan: Bengal Bouts, Eating
Words that people would use to describe you?
Chris: Deceivingly adequate, sleepy
Ryan: husky, dangerous, confused
Interests and Hobbies?
Chris: Ryan Lindquist and sitting
Ryan: Making poor decisions, and also sitting
Favorite TV show?
Chris and Ryan: Real World New York / Los Angeles / San Francisco / London / Miami / Boston / Seattle / Hawaii / New Orleans / Back to New York / Chicago / Las Vegas / Paris / San Diego / Philadelphia / Austin / Key West / Denver / Sydney / Hollywood / Brooklyn / Cancun / D.C. / New Orleans / Las Vegas / San Diego / St. Thomas / Portland / Ex-Plosion / Skeletons, and to save space any of the challenges that feature CT
Biggest Pet Peeve?
Chris: Animals dressed as humans
Ryan: When people like their own social media posts
Chris: …That too
Celebrity Crush?
Chris and Ryan: Zac Efron in That Awkward Moment
Interesting Fact About You?
Chris: I have sunken chest. It’s big enough that you can eat cereal out of it.
Ryan: My life is an open book.
Chris: It’s a pop-up book. He can’t read.
What is your favorite thing about being roommates?
Chris: We have similar taste in TV shows – we haven’t watched anything but Real World for about 3 weeks now. It’s been electric.
Ryan: I always have something to eat cereal out of.
Best part about living off campus?
Chris and Ryan: The general cleanliness of our house.
How did you guys become friends?
Chris: Inception
Ryan: Notre Dame put him in my hallway my Sophomore year, and he hasn’t stopped following me around.
Fondest memory you guys have had at ND?
Chris: Last Saturday we spent 12 hours on the couch (with Alex Jirschele) and watched an entire season of The Challenge: Free Agents. That was pretty cool.
Ryan: I like that answer.
Favorite trip you’ve taken together?
Chris: Flag Football National Championship over winter break.
Ryan: I also like that answer.
You guys are pretty involved in intramural sports at ND. What is your favorite sport to play? What is your favorite sport to coach?
Chris: Our backyard makes for good Wiffle Ball. Also at some point, we don’t know when, we started playing flag football. We also coach Walsh Flag Football. Come play for us. Seriously.
Ryan: Dynasty Warriors.
Future plans or goals?
Chris: It would be nice to have a job.
Ryan: Working for PWC in New York.
Who is your biggest role model?
Chris: Zac Efron in That Awkward Moment (sometimes my sister Kat)
Ryan: Kyle Orton
What qualities do you look for in a girl?
Chris: Solid social media skills
Ryan: Accepting that Chris comes first and occasionally willing to be big spoon
What is your idea of a perfect date?
Chris: I really like pizza, so getting pizza.
Ryan: We show up at slightly different times to the same restaurant, eat at tables facing each other and occasionally make eye contact; never speaking, but always knowing that it’s meant to be.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Chris and Ryan: We’re proof of it.
Chris, what is your favorite thing about Ryan?
Chris: His terrible decision making ability makes my mediocre decision making ability look above average.
Ryan, what is your favorite thing about Chris?
Ryan: He makes funny captions on Instagram and subsidizes my food because I get hungry a lot.
Anything else you want to share?
Ryan: *Proverbial Mic Drop*
Thanks Chris and Ryan!!
XOXO, HCND
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