I use the word intimate in my title for two reasons: (1) any affair involving turtlenecks is intimate – they rest so snugly upon your neck and (2) I freaking love turlenecks. And there is nothing more intimate than love.
Sadly, in recent years my beloved turtlenecks have gotten a bad rap. Often associated with trench-coats and creepy figures lurking in corners and frequently purchased at Kmart to be donned by the nerdy children who vomitted most on field trips, the reputation of the rightfully adored turtleneck has been tarnished. But this winter season brings new beginnings for me, for Miley Cyrus, and for this jaw flattering neckline.
Need further convincing? The turtleneck draws attention to your face, and cheekbones, and smile. The key is to stick to dark colors, especially black. Avoid the cheap, school uniform-esque, long-sleeved t-shirt variety of turtleneck sold at Walmart nationwide. They’re also insanely easy to wear. Turtlenecks can look chic with nearly every hairstyle: ponytail, sock bun, bangs or no bangs, straightened, or bed head. They can make necklaces pop, and offset a bold scarf. Here is some photo inspiration, for the seers before believers:
1. The classic black turtleneck, can’t go wrong. Your style mantra should be WWAD.
2. Sexy turtlesnecks are sexy. Who knew? I did. Now you do too.
3. The classic co-ed, because nothing better than tweed, elbow patches, and a warm neck.
4. Turtles are a great way to embrace your culture. Nothing says “Domer” more than snapping a picture in front of Main Building in a cable-knit sweater.