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The 9 Most Important Inanimate Objects of the 2014 Oscars

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Notre Dame chapter.

1.  John Travolta’s idiocy



2.  Pharrell’s tux shorts. Because you thought I was gonna say Pharrell’s hat, didn’t you?



3. The pizza heard round the world



4. Jared Leto’s beautiful, womanly hair



5. Leo DiCaprio’s empty, Oscar-less hands



6. The shade thrown by Liza Minelli in this selfie



7. The McConaughey/DiCaprio hug.



8. Kerry Washington’s pregnancy.



9. Gravity. And Gravity.





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Sarah is a senior at the University of Notre Dame pursuing majors in English and American Studies. After graduation, she hopes to somehow finagle her way into a career in journalism. She enjoys whistling and Stanley Tucci and hates all forms of bees.