When it’s already Thursday afternoon and I’m still trying to find a costume that is the perfect mix of creative and slutty.
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When my friends try to get me to be the dumpy character in the group costume.Â
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When I (read: pinterest) come up with the *perfect* costume idea.
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When my roommate catches me lurking in her closet for accessories.
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When I put the finishing touches on my costume and can’t believe how good it looks.Â
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When it’s time to hit the frat quad.
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When some chick shows up to the party in the same costume as me, but mine is obvious WAAYYY cuter.
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When I see my crush across the room.Â
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When it’s clear I’ve had a bit too much generic 7-up and lukewarm skol.
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When I’m trying really, really hard to get my crush to invite me back to his ~room~.
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When he finally bites and it’s time to get bizzy.
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When IÂ wanna PTFO, but he tries to cuddle.
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When I wake up the next morning and realize I have to walk home last night’s costume.Â
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When I do my best to lie low on my walk-of-shame, but it’s impossible to be inconspicuous scurrying down on Sheridan Road in a seashell bra / drawn-on whiskers / shiny tube top.Â
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When I make it back to my dorm and my roommates tell me I’m a mess, but I’m proud of a job well done.
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Happy Halloween, (wild)cats.Â
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