I’m sure all of my fellow Huskies can agree when I say that I take pride in going to a school filled with such intelligent people. However, we all have our moments. Here are some hilarious things we’ve overheard on campus recently:
1. Overheard in Dodge Hall:
How can you be sad?? You have a boyfriend.
2. Bits and pieces of an intense conversation between two bros in the snack aisle of the Wollaston’s in Marino:
Bro #1: I don’t think you understand the importance of choosing the right cracker to go with this cheese.
Bro #2 nods profusely
Bro #1: (a few minutes later in the check-out line) I’m under a lot of pressure to be the perfect host.
3. Overheard near Marino while crossing Huntington:
Girl 1: Long distance relationships are hard
Girl 2: Oh I know, my boyfriend goes to Wentworth
4. Overheard on Huntington:
She threw up ON me. On my shirt.
5. What I’m guessing was a freshman girl to her herd of freshmen friends walking on Huntington:
I know of like 5 parties going on tonight. Well I don’t know exactly where they are but I heard people talking about them.
6. Overheard on Forsyth St.:
“The thirst is real.”
7. Overheard on Huntington:
“God, cheese is the best.”
8. Overheard at the Northeastern T-stop:
Guy 1: Dude, she wants a handle and another for her friend, but what do I get?
Guy 2: Ba da boom
9. Overheard in the Vegan Room of Stetson East:
There’s one fine woman in each group and then three ugly ones and then she has a linebacker.
Have you eavesdropped on any funny convos between some Huskies? Let us know in the comment section and it will be featured in next week’s edition!