“The other day I was so tired I washed my hands with toothpaste…I only noticed because it smelled minty.” (Heard in Rebecca’s)
“Dude, I’m like pretty sure she ‘milked the cow’ last night.” (Heard in Stetson East)
“Hey! Do you want to see a picture of my dog in the bath?!” (heard crossing Hemenway St.)
“Can I use my Husky dollars to buy alcohol?” (Heard in Curry)
Girl 1: “It’s the Stanley Cup!”
Girl 2: “No, no, they call it the World Series.” (Heard on Huntington)
“Just like every other white woman who doesn’t know what to do, I got a cat.” (Heard in front of Nightingale)
Guy to his friend: “Is it true that pineapple makes her thing taste better?” (Heard in Rebecca’s)
One bro to his other bro: “I checked on her in the morning to make sure she wasn’t dead.” (Heard near Pavement)
“So I gave him a handjob on the first date… that’s not slutty right?” (Heard on Columbus)
“I CANNOT find NU Dining on Facebook”
Guy’s Friend: “That’s because you spelled it D-I-N-N-I-N-G” (Heard in Stetson East Dining Hall)