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Costa, from Project X, is a guy many of us are deprived of…
If your life is surreal enough for you to have a friend like him in your social spectrum or better yet, in your immediate friendship group, donât be annoyed by him, embrace him!
Itâs not so much the fact that he probably drives you f-ing crazy and youâre maybe only friends with him out of habit⊠Itâs all the endearing stuff he says and does. Itâs the confidence and the epic one-liners that people like him come up with that make you have to stop and save what they just said on your phone in the midst of your laughter.
There has got to be a time where youâve imagined your life is a movie, and with a friend like Costa – one my favourite characters in comedy – you have the âquirky friendâ aspect covered. Youâre also reminded of a fact that is becoming more and more of a reality as the hipsters in todayâs youth increase: Regardless of what you look like, confidence expressed in a really weird manner is the most important trait all the Costas of this world have.
Itâs also their wicked sense of humour (and by wicked I mean literally evil – all the âwisecracksâ that completely go against the American PC mentality). Â They say everything youâre thinking, but donât have the balls to say.
21 Jump Street taught you that the coolest kids these days are the ones who actually give a crap. Whether itâs about saving the environment, being tolerant, or school, youâre respected for standing up for what you believe in.
The best lesson I ever learned through personal experience is that the type of guy who is most desirable in my eyes is the one who is simply: GOOD OLâ AVERAGE. That being said, Costaâs killer blue eyes and curls donât hurt. Contrary to popular belief, I donât agree with a concept that was enforced amongst the âboizâ in my high school days: You-canât-exactly-wank-over-a-personality; because there is an endless list of ânada-lookingâ guys who I would way rather hook up with instead of some very good looking ones I know who are as interesting as a chameleon (fun to search for through a glass cage at the zoo, but boring once you realize they donât do much with their lives).
âŠSo, to all the girls who are set on their more-often-than-not-conventional âtypesâ, (fake ones, scrape out) expand on your preferences and your norms, and be pleasantly surprised at the joy and contentment the chubby guy with glasses could give you.
Geek câest chic? Yeahh buddy!