Maybe you’re trying to think of more low-key ways to refer to your period, or maybe you wanna change it up a bit. Either way, check out these ways to have a little fun while on your period (if that’s even possible).
• Shark week
• Aunt Ruby
• Flo from Progressive
• The Battle of Antietam
• Dorothy’s reached the poppy field
• Seeing red
• Carrie
• Kitty has a nosebleed
• Little Red Riding Hood making her way through the forest
• Code red
• The Crimson Tide
• Parting of the Red Sea
• Dracula’s tea bag
• Miss Scarlet’s coming to Tara
• The Red Badge of Courage
• The Hunt for Red October
• Monthly subscription to Lucifer’s waterfall
• The Crimson Curse
• Gina is sick
• The Innards of the Kool Aid Man
• The Communist Party
• The Red Dot Special
• Bloody Mary
• Riding the cotton horse