No, you cannot stay with me for GHOE.
No, you cannot sleep loudly on my couch.
If so, I’ll charge you, cause my funds are low;
Sorry that I sound like a selfish grouch.
It is The Greatest Homecoming on Earth,
Here at North Carolina A&T.
I will assure you it is of much worth
Especially if you are an Aggie.
I do not care if you’re drunk, high, or broke
I do not wish to entertain you here
Cause I plan to be drunk until I croak.
Do not be sad and do not shed a tear,
But you asked to stay with me for GHOE,
And just so you know, the answer is no.
