5. Who resists a Pumpkin Spice Latte?
Self-hatred is not the answer. Happiness is the answer. Happiness is coffee. Happiness is spice. Happiness is a pumpkin.
4. UGGS ARE DAMN COMFORTABLE I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY I AM A GROWN-ASS WOMAN WHO LIVES BY HER CHOICES
F**k off, you Ugg virgin. You don’t see me trashing your Keds, do you?
3. Kreayshawn gave us a shoutout. WE’RE FAMOUS, BITCH.
Okay, she may not have done it flatteringly, but hey- we wear Gucci, Fendi and Prada.
2. Fro-yo is orgasmic.
Have you tried it? Have you ACTUALLY tried it?
1. I can put my entire fist in my mouth- wanna see?
I have a fifth sense… it’s like I have ESPN or something.