The Women Tell all is undoubtedly the best part of every season of The Bachelor. It’s when all of the ladies that our bachelor has left in tears on a tropical island somewhere come back and talk all about what went down throughout the episodes. This season, hearts were broken, mental states were jeopardized, and many verbal punches were thrown. This magical night—in true Bachelor form—lets us all relive the best and worst moment alongside the ladies. If we’re lucky, viewers will get to see even more of the madness.
As an avid Bachelor fan for several seasons, it’s easy to recognize the signs of a good Women Tell All episode before it even begins. This upcoming episode has all the makings to be one that will go down in The Bachelor history books. It’s no secret that The Bachelor remains true to form since it first began which makes it easy to guess what will ensue on this season’s Women Tell All. In my humble, but expert opinion, it will go a bit like this:
1. Haley and Emily will return to full twin mode (i.e. they’ll spend the night finishing each other’s sentences).
Because first a foremost, they are twins.
2. Leah gets ganged up on for being one of the shadiest contestants in Bachelor history.
Awkward!
3. Jubilee is going to be awkward and we will all cringe in agony over it.
All of our faces when Jubilee talks.
4. Olivia makes a play to be the next Bachelorette, probably by jumping out of another cake.
#OliviaForBachelorette
5. Lace says she has learned to love herself and also makes a play to be the next Bachelorette, most likely by crying.
Well, at least she learned something.
6. The rehash of that teen mom comment—one of many verbal punches that will be thrown.
Olivia won’t stand a chance against Emily’s side eye.
7. A montage of Olivia’s mouth, obviously.
Because, well, this image in montage form is simply a perfect thing.
8. Perhaps a rare sighting of Olivia’s rumored disgusting toes.
Here’s hoping.
9. Chris Harrison will undoubtedly give a shout out to the two guys in the audience who were dragged there by their wives.
But surely they’re secretly into the show too (who wouldn’t be?!)
10. The preview for the next episode will show Ben bawling his eyes out on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Of course, the audience will gasp as if they didn’t know this is how it all would end.
So there you have it! The drama on this season’s Women Tell All will all go down March 7 on ABC. Make sure to tune in to see these predictions become a reality and don’t forget to place your bets on which woman (or man) will cry first!