Dunkin’ >>> Starbs.
- Aries- Nutella Surprise Iced Coffee
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Iced coffee + 3 pumps milk + 2 pumps mocha + 2 pumps hazelnut
Because you’re always a surprise! But not like, in a fun way. In a way that makes you inconvenient to others.
- Taurus- Peaches and Cream Coolatta
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Vanilla Bean Coolatta + 3 shots peach syrup
Which we know you’ll order ahead from the app since you’re too lazy to even place an order.
- Gemini- Frozen Black and White
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Half Vanilla Bean Coolatta + half Frozen Chocolate
Cuz you’re two faced. Haha get it. Cuz you’re Gemini. How does it feel knowing that’s your only personality trait?
- Cancer- Captain Crunch Coolatta
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Strawberry coolatta + 1 pump blueberry + 1 pump raspberry + extra cream
Maybe if we get some sugar in you you’ll stop complaining for once.
- Leo- Raspberry Hot Chocolate
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Hot chocolate + 3 pumps raspberry
We just didn’t want you to have more caffeine.
- Virgo- The Charli
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Cold brew + whole milk + 3 pumps caramel
Cuz, ya know, you let others make the decisions for you then claim them as your own.
- Libra- Fruit Roll Up Coolatta
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Strawberry coolatta + 1 pump of peach + 1 pump of blueberry
Since you don’t need real coffee. Since you probably don’t work.
- Scorpio- Coco Berry Iced Coffee
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Iced coffee + almond milk + 2 pumps blueberry + 2 shots coconut
It’s vegan, which will more than make up for your blatant disregard for people’s feelings.
- Sagittarius- Snickers Coffee
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Iced coffee + 3 pumps milk + 1 pump hazelnut + 2 pumps salted caramel
Just try not to manipulate the barista while you’re up there.
- Capricorn- Toasted French Vanilla
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Iced coffee + 2 pumps french vanilla + 1 pump toasted almond + extra cream
It’s kind of boring. Like you!
- Aquarius- Almond Joy Iced Coffee
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Iced coffee + 3 pumps milk + 1 pump toasted almond + 1 pump coconut + 1 pump mocha
Since you need to be so extra to feel unique.
- Pisces- Frozen Double Peanut Butter
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Half Girl Scouts Peanut Butter frozen coffee + half Girl Scouts Peanut Butter frozen chocolate
Because you don’t actually want coffee, you’re probably just sad.