It’s crazy to think the Kimye fetus has achieved more media coverage in its existence than most award winning actors and actresses in Hollywood… you know, actual talented people. This is because the Kardashians are some of the most famous people in America for exploiting their lavish lifestyles on national television. Some even consider them to be ‘American Royalty.’ And while this may seem like a stretch, and otherwise sickening, to some, it’s pretty hard to escape the Kardashian ‘kraze’ no matter which media outlet you get your news from. And now, they are about to get even more famous with the impending arrival of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby.
But the Kimye baby has someone else to compete with: the Royal Baby. Recently, Prince William and Duchess Kate unintentionally leaked the news to the media when Kate was sent to the hospital with complications. This was both a shock and excitement to Royal Family fans worldwide, as it will be the first Royal child born in the younger generation’s lifetimes.
For Kardashian fans and Royal Family fans alike, there is double the excitement. Yet, while the Kardashians and the real royal family lead completely different lives, the bottom line is that their babies will be international superstars. Perhaps even more famous than them.
With this kind of arrival comes thousands of predictions of what kind of lives these children will lead: what they’ll wear, what their interests may be and even what kind of name they’ll have.
With that being said, we’ve has narrowed down the list for your enjoyment.
What they’ll wear:
Kimye: Spikes and leather. Regardless of the gender of Kim and Kanye’s child, it’s no doubt they’ll be adorned with spikes and leather. This child will be the most fashionable, edgy tyke in Hollywood. Expect big shades, chains and extravagant shoes.
Royal: This child is expected to be properly and sophisticatedly dressed. Like its parents, their parents, and their parents before them, expectations on how to be well-presented for their country are vital. This child will be adorned with gowns, hats and suits. It can also be expected whatever this child wears will be duplicated and available for purchase on the Internet for only $19.99… and we thought the Royal Wedding was bad.
Future job:
Kimye: Its no doubt baby Kimye will be a music star. With a dad like Kanye, this child will be in the studio before he or she can walk. If that fails, any of the Kardashians can hook the Kimye baby up with a multi-million dollar brand and business. Regardless of the baby’s future career, its no doubt a perfume and clothing line will happen.
Royal: He or she will be an heir to the throne, but also a role-model for an entire country. Whether he or she likes it or not, its life will be filled with leading philanthropies, playing croquet, princess waving, and awkwardly standing smiling in front of large crowds on balconies. And tea. Lots of tea.
Interests:
Kimye: The Kardashians aren’t known for liking to stay out of the spotlight, and its no doubt the most famous of them all, Kim, will keep her child out of it either. It can be expected this child will be interested in fashion, music and the center of attention. As America’s ‘royal baby’ there is nothing that can stop him or her. Growing up under the California sun, it is expected this baby is a soon-to-be wild child. Like any American child star, Kimye’s offspring will always be attending the hottest clubs (underage of course), creating rap duets with dad, Kanye, and getting a Ferrari for his or her 16th birthday.
Royal: Besides for Prince Harry, the Royal family is known for staying fairly conservative and laid-back in their everyday life choices. This child, as expected, may be into horses, croquet, dinner parties, and being a philanthropist. With parents like William and Kate, this child will be raised to be a well-respected young girl or boy.
If one thing is forsure, these babies won’t shy away from the spotlight anytime soon.
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ryanseacrest.com – piensbiscuits.wordpress.com