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17 Signs You’re a Basic B*tch (as Told by Scream Queens)

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Mizzou chapter.

1. Taylor Swift is the most played artist in your library.

 

 

2. You have an obsession with candles.

 

3. You know your Starbucks order by heart. #PSL

 

4. You have a wedding board on Pinterest… even though you’re single.

 

5. You plan out your Halloween costume months in advance.

 

6. You immediately demand your friend to snipe a picture when she texts you about the hot guy she just saw on the street.

 

7. Everyone always has to tell you to put your phone away.

8. You have a panic attack when you can’t find your Lululemon leggings.

 

9. You judge potential apartments by the closet size.

 

10. You get mad when someone Instagrams the group picture you called dibs on.

11. You own multiple shades of MAC lipstick.

 

12. You throw a fit when the line for brunch is out the door.

 

13. You tell the worker at Chipotle that you know guac is extra before they even ask.

 

14. You freak out when your friend tags you in an ugly photo on Facebook…

 

… And then ask her to take it down immediately.

16. You crave pizza. Always.

 

17. You take comfort in knowing your friends are just as basic as you.

Writer. Traveler. Starbucks regular.
HC Contributer Mizzou