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10 Thoughts We Have During Sex

While sex is usually paired with mind-numbing orgasms, your brain doesn’t just shut up when sexy time comes around. There’s a lot of self-reflection that comes beforehand. Whether it’s with a long-time partner or casual hookup, we all think similar things in bed. Here are ten things we think during sex.

“I’m definitely getting a butt cramp”

My foot is also falling asleep and If I don’t move positions it might fall off.

“I wonder if they can smell that too”

Is it them? Is it me? Is it both of us? This room is going to smell like sex for days.

“Should I spice it up and do that thing I read about in Cosmo?”

“IT IS WAY TOO COLD TO BE ON TOP”

“Am I making weird noises?”

Do I sound like I’m in pain? Are they sexy noises? How do you make sexy noises? Can noises even be sexy?

“I need to avoid standing up for as long as possible”

“I am a sex goddess”

Look at how good at sex I am. My partner is so lucky tbh.

“DID THAT NOISE COME FROM ME?”

“Oh my god”

Oh no, don’t say God. They get weirded out when you say God. SHOOT now I’m thinking about God. Can He see this?

“WHY. DID. YOU. STOP.”

Did it look like I wanted you to stop?

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