Halloween is quickly approaching and, unfortunately, the clown fiasco hasn’t died off. Many college students want to go out and party for Halloween (or trick-or-treat!!) but are too scared to leave their apartment or dorm. We all know the clowns will be hunting on Halloween (that, or people will dress up as clowns and mess around!).
So, how can you still have fun on Halloween and survive the clowns? Easy, just follow the 8 steps below!
1. Don’t go out! Instead have your own Halloween party with your roommates and don’t answer the door unless you have to
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2. If you must go out, go out in groups and take a baseball bat or hockey stick (Negan style!)
3. If you see said clown hide or run for your life
4. Do not tempt said clown like a moron
5. If all else fails, dress up as a clown and pray they leave you alone
6. If that doesn’t work, sacrifice your least favorite roommate
7. If the clown wants another sacrifice, refer to step 3
8. If you need an 8th step, you’re already screwed
Happy Halloween, collegiettes, and good luck avoiding the creepy clowns!
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