Name: Bobby DiSorbo
Year: Senior
Major: English
Hometown: Groveland, MA
Relationship Status: Single
Interests/Activities: I like all sports–hockey and football are my favorites. I also can play guitar well enough in five minute increments for people not to realize I am terrible, so that’s going pretty great.
What do you look for in a girl?: I like someone with a sense of humor and has a positive outlook. Being miserable all the time is exhausting.
Best date you’ve been on?: First date: Panera Bread, about 3:37 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s so packed that you’re forced to sit next to a couple about 50 years older than you clamoring about how their soup is cold. Romance.
Biggest turn ons?: Laughing at the description of the best date I’ve ever been on.
Biggest turn offs?: Cigarettes
Best pick up line…does it work?: “I just got out of a relationship” *finish drink*…no it does not work.
First thing you notice in a girl?: Smile
If you could trade places with someone, who would it be?: Matthew Bissonette A.K.A. Biz A.K.A. The Biz A.K.A The Bizness
3 things you would bring with you to a deserted island?: a bag of cherries, whipped cream, and a spoon. I love dessert…ed islands.
Biggest fear?: Having to pay off my loans
Where is the best place to meet girls on campus?: I’ve been killing the Library game lately.
Embarrassing confession?: I haven’t actually been killing the Library game. I’m not positive it exists.
Blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes
Most romantic thing you’ve done for a girl?: I’ve done the whole cook a nice dinner, candlelit thing.
Favorite song to dance to at a party?: Come on Eileen…80s night is every Thursday through Saturday at M74
Celebrity crush?: Emily Blunt
How do you like to spend your weekends here?: Studying wicked hard all the time
Hottest outfit a girl can wear?: I guess I have to go with a sundress; I don’t when they became a thing but I’m on board with it.
Best way to win you over?: When a girl makes me laugh
If you were a type of alcohol, what would you be and why?: Beer…you’re not sure when you started to like it, but it’s not so bad anymore.
Fun fact?: I’m a janitor at M.I.T. and sometimes I just solve really elaborate equations anonymously at night.
Best compliment you’ve received?: “I think you’re pretty okay.”
Life motto?: “DiSorbo.”
How do you feel about being this week’s campus cutie?: Considering I may or may not have manipulated the nomination process, and there’s been at least 10 prior selections before me, I feel alright.