Last Wednesday I strolled in to class, when someone shouted “Kanye West is going crazy on Twitter.”
I dislike Kanye as much as anyone who has access to the internet, so I made my way over.
Okay Kanye.
Someone kindly explained to me that Wiz Khalifa is a rapper, and that I’m old and out of touch.
What’s a Cudi? It sounds cute, is it a Panda Bear?
That Shade Tho.
Then Khalifa started responding.
Many people tried to explain.
Then things got crazy!
To be fair I don’t think I know the difference between a Kanye and Taylor Swift song, there could be a creative process.
Wait, aren’t they fighting?
What’s he smoking?
Someone explained to me the Amber Rose reference and then I too was offended.
In the end I discovered I stay away from twitter wars for a reason.
But for the rest of you youngins, here you go.