This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Marywood chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
- “Okay, so when is he leaving?”
- “When was the last time he brushed his teeth?”
- “Does he ever stop sleeping?”
- “Why must he complain about everything?:
- Him-*does something cute* You: “He is the best thing that ever happened to me and I love him.”
- “Did he just….. fart?……In front of me?”
- “I am the adult in this relationship.”
- “Does he know what the phrase ‘personal space’ means?
- “Did he just ask me to make him another meal?”
- “Okay, but seriously, when is he going to leave?”