When You're With Your Boyfriend for More Than 24 Hours

  1. "Okay, so when is he leaving?"
  2. "When was the last time he brushed his teeth?"
  3. "Does he ever stop sleeping?"
  4. "Why must he complain about everything?:
  5. Him-*does something cute* You: "He is the best thing that ever happened to me and I love him."
  6. "Did he just..... fart?......In front of me?"
  7. "I am the adult in this relationship."
  8. "Does he know what the phrase 'personal space' means?
  9. "Did he just ask me to make him another meal?"
  10. "Okay, but seriously, when is he going to leave?"