7. “Christmas Shoes”
Nothing kills the Christmas spirit quite like a woman with cancer.
6. “The Little Drummer Boy”
Shove the rump pum pum pums up your butt. We want more Fa la las.
5. “Feliz Navidad” by Jose Feliciano
While I appreciate the multi-culturalism, I wish more of the song was in Spanish.
4. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”
Hippos kill more people per year than sharks. You definitely don’t want one living in your garage.
3. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”
This song is just plain annoying. ‘Enough said.
2. “Santa Baby” by Michael Buble
If you can’t call Santa baby and still keep your man card, you shouldn’t be covering the song.
1. “Do They Know It’s Christmas” by Band Aid
Ethiopia’s (the country that the song was written about) population is 2/3rd Christian faith. They know it’s Christmas. *eye roll*