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The 5 Stages of a Kildare’s Open Bar

With Kildare’s giving out “free” open bars to anyone that signs up, we have all been to our fair share of them. It is basically always the same set of events that unwind over the 2 hours of unlimited drinks. Here’s how we see it…

 

When you first get there and everyone is sober and awkward because it’s 9 p.m…

When you start chugging your drink because it is 10 and you realize you only have 1 more hour of this open bar…

When the lights go down and you no longer feel like you’re at a dinner…

When you drunkenly go up to someone you have 8 a.m. English with to discuss the importance of Hamlet…

When you realize you had 8+ drinks in 2 hours and IT’S ONLY 11 PM and everyone wants to Cockeyed’s for $1 beers…

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