5 Gifts We Actually Wants for Valentine’s Day

Ten Minutes of Uninterrupted Silence

….. No really Shut Up


An Hour in Target Without You Asking What We Came For

You don’t tell Target what you need, Target tells you.


For You to Notice Our New Lipstick Color

"NO! This is not the color I had on yesterday, IT HAS DIFFERENT UNDERTONES."


For the Two of You to Agree on a Place to Have Dinner

We really don’t care, but we definitely don’t want Chinese, Mexican, Italian, American, or Thai food. We are just REALLY hungry.

A Margarita for Both Hands

Because tequila makes us happy…and makes our clothes fall off.