5. A Boy Who Texts Back – At this point, I would even settle for a Snapchat back or, at least, a sober hello.
4. Expensive Alcohol – I am so sick of drinking bottom shelf liquor and natty light, and I know I am not the only one.
3. A Job After College- For all you seniors out there, I know the end of the year is slowly creeping up on you and you currently have no legitimate prospects for a job after graduation. Santa could help with that, am I right?
2. Bucketloads of Makeup – Makeup is expensive, and let’s all admit that we drown in beauty guru videos on youtube.
1. A Home Cooked Meal – Every time I try to cook for myself, I almost burn my apartment down, anyone else with me?