Why Channing Tatum Would Be the Best Boyfriend Ever

He’ll laugh at all of your jokes

He’ll believe anything you say

He’ll never make fun of your fear of spiders

He’ll always answer your calls

He likes long bike rides

He’ll be a (good) distraction from school

Forget school, he’ll distract you from everything

He’ll make up for it by tutoring you

He’ll never be able to hide anything from you

He’ll make car rides fun

He’ll serenade you with his musical talent

He’ll let you have cats in the house

He’ll never be shy at a club

He’ll fight for you

He’ll put you before himself

He wants a real relationship

He’ll want to show you off to everyone

He’ll keep other guys away from you

He’ll reserve that special look for you, and only you