Name: Zach Hager
Year: Sophomore
Major: Biochemistry, pre-med
Relationship Status: Single as a pringle
Hometown: Willow Wood, Ohio
Interests: Science, rabbits, the 1920s, and learning fun facts.
Involved at Marshall: ΠΚΦ, ΑΦΩ, JMELI (the John Marshall Emerging Leaders Institute), Campus Activities Board, National Residence Hall Honorary, and being an RA on the 1st floor of Holderby.
HC: If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Z: Mind control. To be able to manipulate thoughts, emotions, and memories. It sounds sinister, I know, but I feel like with this ability anything would be possible.
HC: What do you look for in a significant other?
Z: I want someone who makes me want to be a better person. A sense of humor is also at the top of my list. If you can make me laugh then I’ll be putty in your hands.
HC: What is your guilty pleasure?
Z: I would have to say being alone in my room and eating spoonfuls of peanut butter while watching American Horror Story in the dark.
HC: What is one thing you wish you were good at?
Z: I wish that I could better manage money. Cash is like water through my fingers, which is not an ideal situation for a college student. I can spend money anywhere and on anything, especially things that I never knew I wanted. But no matter how much I spend, I can always afford a ticket on the struggle bus.
HC: What is your dream job?
Z: I would love to become an Anesthesiologist one day. I am working hard towards accomplishing this, but I have many more years and obstacles before it can become a reality.
Just for fun…
Favorite Movie: It is a tie between Jennifer’s Body and The Secret Life of Bees
Favorite Food: Tiramisu
Favorite Song: Mean by Taylor Swift
Pet Peeve: When people sit Indian-style in their desk. Please, just sit normally…
Biggest turn off: Being too clingy or pushy.
Where could we most likely find you on campus: Working the front desk of Willis, Haymaker, or Holderby. But if I’m not in class or working, my favorite place on campus to be is the glass lounge in Drinko library.
Celeb Crush: Beyoncé. I feel like if your celebrity crush isn’t Beyoncé then clearly you are living your life all wrong.
What is on your Marshall Bucket list?: To get a 4.0 for one full academic year.