April Ludgate's Shining Moments in "Parks and Rec"

Here are 7 of April Ludgate’s Shining Moments in “Parks and Rec:”

1) "I love games that turn people against each other."

2) "I wanted to make fun of stupid poeple while I get drunk.  My two passions."

3) "I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same.  And if you spend more than $5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid."

4) "I don't care what happens to them. Or anyone."

5) "I declare that everything you are saying is stupid."

6) "Being a responsible adult sucks butts."

7) "Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?"