Remember 4th grade slumber parties where you sat around in a circle, cross legged on the floor gushing about your latest and greatest crush? Well buckle up because that’s what I’m about to do. Welcome to my sleepover! (Hair braiding and pillow fights optional).
James Corden’s the name. Making me laugh hysterically until I pee my pants is the game. He’s honestly the funniest man on the internet and I’m honestly head over heels obsessed with him. Here’s why:
1. To start, he’s undeniably the cutest human being on the entire earth. No argument. Case closed. Jury dismissed.
2. He definitely got an A+ in sympathy 101 (even if this gif is from a completely unimportant dodgeball game).
3. He tells it how it is and doesn’t hold back (honesty hour is 24/7 with this guy!)
4. He has his priorities straight (UGH SO HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS! But seriously college boys are the worst).
5. He kills it in the kitchen (it’s so sad he’s already wifed up).
6. Even Adele is impressed by everything he does. I mean aren’t we all??? (If you didn’t just shout “YES!” at your computer screen then we probably aren’t friends).
7. He’s got a sensitive side….well this shot is from a fake crying lesson BUT that doesn’t change the fact that he is seriously a beautiful cryer.
8. I just want someone to look at me the way he looks at Harry Styles. Is that too much to ask!?
So do I think that there’s any other guy out there for me?
Nope, absolutely not.